One Direction in an earthquake:

• Liam: Oh no guys quick take cover under a table did somebody grab the first aid kit yes good let's hope everybody is okay.
• Niall: Must.... finish..... this..... burger..... without.... dropping.... it
• Zayn: It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoster that is life
• Louis: This table is terrible whoever made it sucks now my butt can't fit under it.
• Harry: The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world.